Heh. Don't get the wrong idea by juz reading the title. Seriously. A lot of sexual events happened today. First up, ME! Alrite, let me start from the top...
Ehem
*clears throat* Today the TP Wakeboard Team had our team selection for the upcoming IVP. Therefore, we were at Kallang again. For the third day in a row mind you. Im getting darker by the day. We were having fun by jumping into the water. There's this once i jumped and got out of the water with my bikini out of place and i din notice it. Really... No kiddin... Hehez... The girls were freaking laughing like mad... The best part was, apart from not noticing it was out of place... I could still talk loudly and that would actually mean attracting attention... Dunnoe if the guys saw it though... Guess they did... But wth... I actually dun give a care bout it... Funnie shit lar... Might as well make the best outta the situation rite... hehez...
Hmm... Nx up... Ouh... During the point of time wen all of us were at the dock... going crazy... having fun... there were loads of... ooohh... aaahhhh.... uummm... yupz... dats the sound... hehez...
Other than dat, otw to Kallag Mc, Nadiah was telling us abt dis Discovery Channel episode that she watched. It was abt this grp *cant think of the word to use. MENTAL BLOCK ppl!!!* that was living on an island, if im nt mistaken. The kind of ppl hu dun wear anything... Xcept the guys hu covered their dicks wif this thing dat they made... Shape round... N it made their dicks stand as if they're hard 24/7...
As for the ladies in that grp... They had super super sagging breast... We can guess y huh?? Aniwaez... Nadiah was telling us abt this dance session that these ppl had on a hse that they built specifically for the dance session. All the singles, both men and women, will dance till the hse collapse... Weird... Basically, the purpose of the dance session is for the guy to find a woman... At any point of time, a guy can juz grab a girl and get out of the place and go f**k her... Nad was saying their secluded place is in the bushes...
Im nt done yet... Read... and continue reading...There's also this kinda rule... That the guy haf to pay a marriage fee once he f**k the girl... and they pay using shells... After paying that fee... the guy can do anything wif the girl... and... the guys are allowed 6-8 wives...
At this pt. of time, the guys hus reading this rite nw... would definitely love dat... Wouldn't U guys...?
That's the story of these ppl shown on discovery channel and told by Nad.
Ouh... I actually forgot to bring extra change of undergarments went i went out of my hse this morn... So... At Kallang, when im done wif my wakeboard slots... I ask Chris if i could wear his black shirt... This is so dat i could take off my bikini and dry it so dat i could wear it hm... The shirt was soooo
BIG dat wen i wore it... I felt like i juz had
sex...
Talking bout
sex, it's so universal... Even ppl who dun haf any education still knows how to do it... Take for example the story that i juz told u above... Phui Yen was like saying,
sex is the only thing that ppl know how to do without being taught... and it's true...
Guess dats fur today ppl... It has been a long read... I therefore end this entry wif...
Sex is
Universal