The reason fur this title is coz I ate loadz of strawberries at werk today... N sumtime later in this entry... Im gonna teach u guys the art of eating strawberries...
Werk today was the slackiest ever... We got Jeff as our captain n he's the best captain ever!!! Basically... Today, we juz did coffee break... To tell u the truth... We got paid without doing anything... Imagine this... Stoning at the floor, ceiling, mirror... Everywhee... The only time that I did werk was went the meeting had a break and ppl were coming up to me for coffee and tea... Simple job... I got 20 bucks juz like dat...
Den... We were sent off to Sathiya... Which u dont wanna werk for... But... We got David Tan instead... The 2nd best captain on my list... Did my fav job... Putting on chair covers... There were only 200 chairs... Din beat the record of 700 chairs worth of chair covers to put on... That was madness!!! Ouh... To make it more fun... Sumon went to put on a CD... So we were doing werk while grooving... Actually... Juz me...
N i got chased by a trolley filled wif chair covers... Think this... small kid being running away from trolley... N to think the person pushing the trolley was sweets... Yeah... N i became Superman of watever u wanna call me... I used the table cloth as a cape and ran with it... Dats what u tend to do when u get tired... Well... I think its for me only... Tired=High=Crazy stuff being done... Wheeeeee....
This is the most classic... Me and sweets went to the banquet board to confirm our slot on Sun... Guess wat... We din quite see our name... Instead... We saw 'Shatiqa' and 'Nina'... Funnie shit... Since when our names changed... I haf no idea...
Ouh... N we keep calling each other wif new names... I called sweets _______... N she called me __________... Hehez... Not much help ey... Den again... Hu wants u to noe... Kaypohs!!! Hehez...
Not forgetting the countless number of chocolate brownies and strawberries that we ate... When we were cleared the food... The Spices steward took my strawberries away... They took my strawberries away!!! N I havent had my fair share of strawberries yet... Tsk. Tsk. Sumone buy me loadz of strawberries pls... Wif cream and sugar... YUMMY!!!
Now... Let's get to the educational part... The art of eating strawberry...
U take the strawberry in ur hand... Dip it in cream/sugar or both... Put it in ur mouth... Lick the cream/sugar off... Use the tip of ur toungue to play wif the tip of the strawberry... *foreplay ppl* Den dip it in cream/sugar again... N bite it off... *At this point in time... Eyes closed in full enjoyment...* Continue biting it off till u finish off the whole strawberry... Den lick the juices off ur fingers wif intense passion and emotions... Strawberry... Such an aphrodisiac...
I want more strawberries!!! Want more strawberries!!!
