Work yesterday was splendidly beautiful. That is so cause you weren't there. It's so nice to have no one breathe down your neck. If only everyday was like yesterday, I wouldn't mind going to work.
Met Rosie for the first time in weeks. See, I am nice to people. But only not to you. I can work with others and others can work with me. But I cannot work with you. Even Moon agrees that you are U.G.L.Y.
I have nothing else to say. Just that we work better without you around.